“I was trying this hat and sunglasses on at a flea market in Brighton, where I studied. My partner Johannes wouldn’t let me buy the hat because he thought it was over-priced, so I made a selfie to be like ‘I own that hat anyway.’ My dad hates that that is my profile picture - he thinks I look ‘shady’ and people wont ‘do business with me.’  I think a bit of social media mystery is ok. But now I realise this picture was uploaded in May 2011... I think its time for an update.”