“A classic ‘Life looks better on the internet’ kind of pic. You would think the woman in the photo is on her way to a nice weekend, probably in a warm place, Spain, France maybe, taking a little break from the city hassle, between meetings, sporting her wool-Kaschmir blend coat, just got a new flashy suitcase that goes well with the  flashier bikini inside of it ...but if you look deep into my eyes, you'll see I'm actually on my way back from a horribly boring family dinner, somewhere in the county, the nice grandfather gave us an old school sewing machine (ok, this is actually pretty cool), I'm tired and I want home and I'm not sure about anything, and the only way to save this poor moment is by telling my husband (which isn't even my husband anymore): Hey, take a picture. I look cool.”